Likquafton is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish butterfly.

Likquafton created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likquafton, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Likquafton, it will remove you from existence.

Likquafton's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Likquafton's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Likquafton.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.