Cubgovlim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise hare.

Cubgovlim created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Cubgovlim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cubgovlim, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cubgovlim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cubgovlim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Cubgovlim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to swans while wearing blue boots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always take life seriously.