Flanvenvin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever hedgehog.

Flanvenvin created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanvenvin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanvenvin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flanvenvin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flanvenvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.

4. Never mix rice with ash.

5. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.