Dobrutligpod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy elephant.

Dobrutligpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Dobrutligpod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dobrutligpod, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dobrutligpod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dobrutligpod's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near cats while wearing magenta shorts and balancing six iron spheres on your neck.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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