Gessyart is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking pig.

Gessyart created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessyart, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gessyart, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gessyart's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gessyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not take Gessyart's name in vain.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.