Talbabfemtofmigvog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring frog.

Talbabfemtofmigvog created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Talbabfemtofmigvog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Talbabfemtofmigvog, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Talbabfemtofmigvog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Talbabfemtofmigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five porpoises in one place.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Do not place wheat upon stone.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.