Bosstanvid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful dragon.

Bosstanvid created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosstanvid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bosstanvid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bosstanvid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bosstanvid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Bosstanvid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bosstanvid.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.