Sattailgar is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest wasp.

Sattailgar created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sattailgar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sattailgar, he will turn you into a tree.

Sattailgar's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sattailgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

2. Sattailgar loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

5. Worship no other gods but Sattailgar.