Guddabgum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless swallow.

Guddabgum created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Guddabgum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Guddabgum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Guddabgum's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Guddabgum's Holy Commandments

1. Guddabgum must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Never talk about geese.