Bogtinnad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient duck.

Bogtinnad created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogtinnad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogtinnad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bogtinnad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bogtinnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to horses while wearing hats.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bogtinnad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Bogtinnad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not keep five snails in a large pit.

5. Do not covet oxen.