Hathomcat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, staggering zebra.

Hathomcat created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hathomcat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hathomcat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hathomcat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hathomcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.