Hanhubham is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witless wren.

Hanhubham created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hanhubham, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hanhubham, it will destroy your home planet.

Hanhubham's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hanhubham's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing mauve kilts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your back.

3. Never gather six aardvarks in one place.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.