Nutthud is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, contented aardvark.

Nutthud created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutthud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutthud, she will turn you into a worm.

Nutthud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nutthud's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow mice to witness sacred rites.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. You must pray to Nutthud four times a day.