Lakkabkom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able camel.

Lakkabkom created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakkabkom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lakkabkom, she will turn you into a duck.

Lakkabkom's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Lakkabkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three capybaras in a large pit.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near horses while wearing cyan tights and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the west.