Dissbog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, irritating hedgehog.

Dissbog created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dissbog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dissbog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dissbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midday.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dissbog.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.