Kandamcum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever beaver.

Kandamcum created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kandamcum, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kandamcum, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kandamcum's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kandamcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.