Linfutgof is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sage lizard.

Linfutgof created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Linfutgof, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Linfutgof, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Linfutgof's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Linfutgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Run away if four goats approach from the north.

3. Linfutgof loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Linfutgof must be the most important thing in your life.
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