Narljanhab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful bee.

Narljanhab created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narljanhab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narljanhab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Narljanhab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Narljanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your face white.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always take life seriously.