Kipgam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless wasp.

Kipgam created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipgam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kipgam, it will refuse to believe in you.

Kipgam's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kipgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never hurt cats.