Bessvigbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, staggering centipede.

Bessvigbab created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessvigbab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bessvigbab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bessvigbab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bessvigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bessvigbab.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never point your face toward the east during prayer.

4. Never hop in the presence of dogs.

5. Never write about planets.