Fliggesspom is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, slow
dove.
Fliggesspom created life six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fliggesspom, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Fliggesspom, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Fliggesspom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Fliggesspom's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always obey Fliggesspom's priests.
3. Never feed lots of lentils to great tits while wearing purple coats.
4. You must never eat beans.
5. Do not listen to music.