Titrutrutt is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, egotistical
camel.
Titrutrutt created Asia four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Titrutrutt, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Titrutrutt, it will have a low opinion of you.
Titrutrutt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Titrutrutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Titrutrutt on top of all buildings.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not commit murder.