Tigfossaw is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing hare.

Tigfossaw created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigfossaw, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tigfossaw, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tigfossaw's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tigfossaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during summer.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never point your arms toward the east during prayer.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing children.