Dosszigcem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful goose.

Dosszigcem created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosszigcem, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dosszigcem, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dosszigcem's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dosszigcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.