Stipbarnfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, clever goat.

Stipbarnfod created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stipbarnfod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stipbarnfod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stipbarnfod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Stipbarnfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.