Nabhaplan Wipmilfad Omtfotbatyart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty parrot.

Nabhaplan Wipmilfad Omtfotbatyart created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabhaplan Wipmilfad Omtfotbatyart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nabhaplan Wipmilfad Omtfotbatyart, he will manifest in front of you.

Nabhaplan Wipmilfad Omtfotbatyart's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nabhaplan Wipmilfad Omtfotbatyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove skirts before touching gold.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nabhaplan Wipmilfad Omtfotbatyart on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.