Targkannillagsadleg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic camel.

Targkannillagsadleg created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targkannillagsadleg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targkannillagsadleg, she will destroy your home solar system.

Targkannillagsadleg's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Targkannillagsadleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

2. Never prepare peanuts during autumn.

3. Never whisper while facing south.

4. Never handle tin while unclean.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.