Gubnilmob is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless dragon.

Gubnilmob created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubnilmob, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gubnilmob, he will turn you into a mole.

Gubnilmob's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gubnilmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Hide from blue dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.