Vadtabjen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent rhinoceros.

Vadtabjen created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadtabjen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadtabjen, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vadtabjen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vadtabjen's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Do not name children after turtles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Hide from violet gulls for they are unholy.