Tenmis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless gnu.

Tenmis created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenmis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tenmis, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tenmis' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tenmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never wear black skirts.