Madbonkcep is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous weasel.

Madbonkcep created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madbonkcep, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madbonkcep, it will turn you into a plant.

Madbonkcep's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Madbonkcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Do not keep eight badgers in a large pit.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.