Nurtfodhad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, clever dog.

Nurtfodhad created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfodhad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nurtfodhad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nurtfodhad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nurtfodhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nurtfodhad's priests.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.