Sakgancim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying capybara.

Sakgancim created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakgancim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sakgancim, she will turn you into a plant.

Sakgancim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sakgancim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Never leap near rats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sakgancim.