Arpvenlig Genstikcipbot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous squirrel.

Arpvenlig Genstikcipbot created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpvenlig Genstikcipbot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arpvenlig Genstikcipbot, she will turn you into a duck.

Arpvenlig Genstikcipbot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Arpvenlig Genstikcipbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not stand on grass.