Cipzanjin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent jellyfish.

Cipzanjin created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipzanjin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipzanjin, it will turn you into a frog.

Cipzanjin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cipzanjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.