Cadxinhogmis is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying badger.

Cadxinhogmis created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadxinhogmis, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadxinhogmis, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cadxinhogmis' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cadxinhogmis' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about stars.