Pinbustinged is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured bird.

Pinbustinged created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbustinged, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pinbustinged, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pinbustinged's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pinbustinged's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never feed nuts to tapirs while wearing orange jumpers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never skip in the presence of pigs.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.