Hengabbin Lagflybell is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, proud monkey.

Hengabbin Lagflybell created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hengabbin Lagflybell, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hengabbin Lagflybell, it will not care at all.

Hengabbin Lagflybell's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hengabbin Lagflybell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Hengabbin Lagflybell first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.