Ragvoltun Migbodyak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, moody yak.

Ragvoltun Migbodyak created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvoltun Migbodyak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ragvoltun Migbodyak, it will turn you into a plant.

Ragvoltun Migbodyak's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ragvoltun Migbodyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Hide if four ants approach from the north.