Boptiktail is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful
dingo.
Boptiktail created the solar system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Boptiktail, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Boptiktail, he will not invite you to parties.
Boptiktail's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Boptiktail's Holy Commandments1. Never feed pineapples to mites while wearing red shoes.
2. Always treat pigs with great respect.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.
4. Do not take Boptiktail's name in vain.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.