Homlatfas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, capable bat.

Homlatfas created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Homlatfas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Homlatfas, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Homlatfas' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Homlatfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.