Kenpighan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous dugong.

Kenpighan created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenpighan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kenpighan, she will turn you into a plant.

Kenpighan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kenpighan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Hide from black great tits for they are unholy.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Never wear tights.