Fobtarrig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast shrew.

Fobtarrig created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobtarrig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fobtarrig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fobtarrig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fobtarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near goats while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing three copper spheres on your legs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Fast once a month.