Davbelldap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing clam.

Davbelldap created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Davbelldap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davbelldap, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Davbelldap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Davbelldap's Holy Commandments

1. Davbelldap loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Hide from blue sheep for they are unholy.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.