Vilrillmiggighigjarnfarbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, caring dingo.

Vilrillmiggighigjarnfarbad created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilrillmiggighigjarnfarbad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vilrillmiggighigjarnfarbad, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vilrillmiggighigjarnfarbad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vilrillmiggighigjarnfarbad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Always help cats.

5. Run away from green frogs, for they are unholy.