Busomtyart is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous warg.

Busomtyart created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busomtyart, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busomtyart, she will strike you with lightening.

Busomtyart's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Busomtyart's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Busomtyart.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Busomtyart on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.