Timvadceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, prudent otter.

Timvadceb created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Timvadceb, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Timvadceb, it will turn you into a frog.

Timvadceb's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Timvadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Timvadceb on top of important buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never think about special relativity near geese while wearing magenta shirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your legs.