Mipbopren is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking fox.

Mipbopren created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Mipbopren, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipbopren, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mipbopren's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mipbopren's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not keep four snails in a large pit.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Mipbopren on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.