Fedtettiyart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring zebra.

Fedtettiyart created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fedtettiyart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fedtettiyart, she will manifest in front of you.

Fedtettiyart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fedtettiyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to manatees while wearing stockings.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fedtettiyart on top of all buildings.

3. Hide if five snails approach from the north.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.