Hatlatdaploopbedlat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured cow.

Hatlatdaploopbedlat created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatlatdaploopbedlat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hatlatdaploopbedlat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hatlatdaploopbedlat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hatlatdaploopbedlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never talk about optics near capybaras while wearing white shirts.

5. Never talk about fire.