Cudsaghin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful chinchilla.

Cudsaghin created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudsaghin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudsaghin, he will manifest in front of you.

Cudsaghin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cudsaghin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from fawn shrews for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.