Yimpagnib Didgudmin Hignil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying gnu.

Yimpagnib Didgudmin Hignil created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Yimpagnib Didgudmin Hignil, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yimpagnib Didgudmin Hignil, he will not care.

Yimpagnib Didgudmin Hignil's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yimpagnib Didgudmin Hignil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to squirrels while wearing brown corsets.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Never run near monkeys.

5. Run away if five manatees approach from the east.