Bugsoggessbess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless human.

Bugsoggessbess created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugsoggessbess, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bugsoggessbess, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bugsoggessbess' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bugsoggessbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not take Bugsoggessbess' name in vain.

3. Bugsoggessbess loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Bugsoggessbess five times a day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.