Dadcitgov is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, duplicitous cobra.

Dadcitgov created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadcitgov, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dadcitgov, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dadcitgov's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dadcitgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to manatees while wearing mauve hats.

2. Do not keep eight pigs in a large pit.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Never feed bananas to mites while wearing trousers.

5. Never wear shorts.