Citdapgat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty cow.

Citdapgat created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Citdapgat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Citdapgat, he will turn you into a tree.

Citdapgat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Citdapgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide from magenta sheep for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.