Genjopkab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fussy manatee.

Genjopkab created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genjopkab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Genjopkab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Genjopkab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Genjopkab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.