Rotontten Bungannan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing centipede.

Rotontten Bungannan created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotontten Bungannan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rotontten Bungannan, she will ignore you.

Rotontten Bungannan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rotontten Bungannan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.