Bitzedflan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient spider.

Bitzedflan created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitzedflan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bitzedflan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bitzedflan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bitzedflan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bitzedflan.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Put Bitzedflan first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
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